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A “Letter” to the Fans of Steeler Nation

A Letter To Steeler Nation:

Steeler Nation,

First off, congratulations on winning your sixth Super Bowl Championship. I trust it still rests comfortably atop your collective mind. Secondly, I must say, I admire your obsession with your team. A Steeler fan seems always willing to display his or her loyalty anywhere in the world, at times creating awkward, even socially-damaging effects, yet one carries on undeterred.

And, thirdly, it is impossible to call you a group made up largely of bandwagoneers because you’re rarely absent from the playoffs and it’s hard to lose fan support when the team always wins. So there you have it.

Now, with all pleasantries aside, it’s time to speak of your team’s identity. What the universe should agree upon is that the Steelers are made up of defense and a running game—any dumbbell knows that. However, let’s not pretend that a central characteristic to your team’s success is not deception. Within the past six years, the Steelers have been the experts at the ol’ trickeration, often times at the Bengals’ expense–most notably in the dreaded playoff game of 2005; a play that sealed the fate of the Bengals’ season and still causes the venom to rise in the mouths of bitter Who-Deyers today.

And your defense is run by a man who predicates his whole philosophy on the slight-of-hand. One could produce an entire college thesis on the deceptive strategies of Dick LeBeau’s defenses. He’s always one step ahead of the league because he continues to trick everyone.

My beef, Steeler Nation, is that you assume that what you see unfold every year is due to sheer strength and determination, when there is something more cunning there, more conniving. I’m not at all saying that you’re dirty, I’m saying you’re sneaky. You want a sheer muscle team who socks you in your mouth? Try Baltimore. Pittsburgh will outsmart the Ravens, yes, but that doesn’t mean you’re tougher.

A feeble Bengals’ fan like myself has no defense to your many, many championships and your apparent sheer awesomeness. You need not even look in our direction when we simpletons from Southern Ohio & Northern Kentucky exercise our underdeveloped vocal chords about how maybe you’re the evil genius who wins in the end rather than the muscle-bounded hero everyone else was rooting for. That’s why we don’t like you, Steeler Nation; you’re Iago, you’re Gargamel, you’re Skeletor. I’d rather not face it either; I don’t blame you, but you suck. You must at least acknowledge, someday, and hopefully soon, that you suck.

Best of luck this season. Go jump off a cliff, just as soon as you can. I truly despise you. Hugs & Kisses.


B. Clifton Burke



  1. mibengal

    July 3, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    LOL! I most certainly could not have said it better myself.

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  4. kip,tampa

    July 5, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Though i respect your analogies,i do have to question one of them. It’s the whole toughness issue that you refered to.While Baltimore is undoubtedly a very physical opponent.The Steelers did not resort to trickery to beat them three times last year.No, the modern team is not as physical as say the Lambert,Green, Kolb and Webster era but nonetheless still physical.Just ask McGahee,Welker,or Rivers.The blow was not meant to end his season as evidence of Ward turning away to watch the ball carrier. Only when he looked back at Rivers did he see that he was hurt.He played within the rules ,,no penalty.Look,i wish ur team the best this year.It’s the best conference in football.If you want to compete with the Steelers and Ravens this year then perhaps being a little more physical in Cincy might just keep Lewis his job. Good Luck.

    • WhoDeyFans

      July 5, 2009 at 6:37 pm

      You mean physical like when Benson knocked Troy silly head on? You see that was a physical hit. Your Hines blindside is weak. Anyone can lay someone out when they don’t see it coming. Benson knocked Troy on his ass face to face.

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